Inrulestines

tb_@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 192 points –
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Biblically accurate human.

I hear this is what all atheists look like after a few years.

They turn into globglogabgalabs with all their unnecessary thoughts not directed toward prayer.

Remember kids, keep that spiritual sphincter closed unless it's Jesus or one of his earthly representatives who wants in!

/s

I don't want to be human I want to be gelatinous intestine mass