Calling people online and internet personalities by their usernames are the closest thing we have to super heroe identities.

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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 183 points – 12 months ago

Referring to furries by their fursona is way closer.

No

Omg omg is that MedicPigBabySaver???

breakerbreaker we got a four wheeler down at marker 54.36.178.108. MedicPigBabySaver, are you able to assist

One & only. Guinness World record holder from Reddit Secret Santa.

So is it 'Medic & pig-baby saver' or 'medic-pig-baby saver'

Or 'medic-pig baby-saver'

Medic(paramedic) pig(guy) baby saver(I have saved & delivered human babies).

You can deliver hundreds of human babies, nobody call you baby saver… but you fuck one lousy goat…

Luckily, I've not been seduced by a goat.

Although, for several years, my local American football team had a GOAT as the QB.

I'm a different kind of hero

The IBS detector

Uh oh, I may be a villain

STOP CALLING ME

No

i think of everybody humming along in their own big rig squakin their handle on cb

superhero? meh

The car community 20 years ago was pretty great. It was forum usernames, unfortunate nicknames and types of car.

"Hey Mark3, is Goldrex and Shithat coming tonight or is it just Giantslayer and White FTO?" Was a perfectly reasonable sentence.

The last thing you should call Internet "personalities" is heroes lmao

If anything they are closer to villains

I am vengance.

I am the night.

I...AM...THEIMPRESSIVEX!

Hmm

Not really, it’s more of just a stage name which is nothing at all new or groundbreaking.

I don't know about you guys but I have a different name when I'm out fighting crime.

🎶I can't stand to fly...🎶