She can rule me

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Why is woman bold?

The original tweet said 'lesbian' and apparently someone decided it would be better this way.

Kink is not a substitute for adulting and tops aren't your personal ride providers.

by themselves? no. but as part of a complete breakfast?

See if you were an adult you could already have made me one.

I've always had a thing for women about 10-15 years older than me that are in a position of authority or expertise. The confidence, experience, maturity, and professionalism are just sexy.

i like to be fucked professional style. you gotta fill a few forms before and after

Spend 20 minutes getting the wording just right on the "thank you" e-mail afterward.

Nah, "uses a machete to cut through red tape" is one of the defining attributes of a sexy professional woman.