Damn these landlords really get y'all riled upno banana @lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 518 points – 8 months ago29Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOld Smh if you didn't want a stranger to profit off your basic human needs you should've been born rich, duhAin't that the unabashed truth. Get better, fetusesJust can't help yourself, can you?I definitely have impulsive tendenciesDoes this make me a pervert?Yesn'tIf you say your not a pervert your lionAnd here I am in the comments section, lurking and upvoting everyone.Good job, just remember to tip your landlord with a little Christmas bonushere's my tip for every landlord everywhere: "get a real job, ya leech."The real tip was in the comments all alongI secretly rerouted the plumbing from my shitting toilet to run into the ceiling of their bedroom months ago. That tip has been accumulating.I'm lucky not to have one now, but can I tip my old landlord? Right into the void?If you're the one paying rent, you're the one who decides how to tip!Fabulous. Christmas tips for all the landlords!SameYou're welcomeTip your landlord this holiday and we'll be evenTip him where? Into a crevasse?You're the one paying your landlord, you choose your favorite tipping methodDon't have a landlord, I'll tip my mortgage holder insteadI'm a mortgage, why don't you tip me instead?Here's a tip: get a job, sir!Their job is increasing interest in your home. Someone's gotta.Nobody’s interested in Space Noodle’s home.But it's got space for so many noodles2 more...
Smh if you didn't want a stranger to profit off your basic human needs you should've been born rich, duhAin't that the unabashed truth. Get better, fetusesJust can't help yourself, can you?I definitely have impulsive tendencies
And here I am in the comments section, lurking and upvoting everyone.Good job, just remember to tip your landlord with a little Christmas bonushere's my tip for every landlord everywhere: "get a real job, ya leech."The real tip was in the comments all alongI secretly rerouted the plumbing from my shitting toilet to run into the ceiling of their bedroom months ago. That tip has been accumulating.I'm lucky not to have one now, but can I tip my old landlord? Right into the void?If you're the one paying rent, you're the one who decides how to tip!Fabulous. Christmas tips for all the landlords!Same
Good job, just remember to tip your landlord with a little Christmas bonushere's my tip for every landlord everywhere: "get a real job, ya leech."The real tip was in the comments all alongI secretly rerouted the plumbing from my shitting toilet to run into the ceiling of their bedroom months ago. That tip has been accumulating.I'm lucky not to have one now, but can I tip my old landlord? Right into the void?If you're the one paying rent, you're the one who decides how to tip!Fabulous. Christmas tips for all the landlords!
here's my tip for every landlord everywhere: "get a real job, ya leech."The real tip was in the comments all along
I secretly rerouted the plumbing from my shitting toilet to run into the ceiling of their bedroom months ago. That tip has been accumulating.
I'm lucky not to have one now, but can I tip my old landlord? Right into the void?If you're the one paying rent, you're the one who decides how to tip!Fabulous. Christmas tips for all the landlords!
If you're the one paying rent, you're the one who decides how to tip!Fabulous. Christmas tips for all the landlords!
You're welcomeTip your landlord this holiday and we'll be evenTip him where? Into a crevasse?You're the one paying your landlord, you choose your favorite tipping methodDon't have a landlord, I'll tip my mortgage holder insteadI'm a mortgage, why don't you tip me instead?Here's a tip: get a job, sir!Their job is increasing interest in your home. Someone's gotta.Nobody’s interested in Space Noodle’s home.But it's got space for so many noodles2 more...
Tip your landlord this holiday and we'll be evenTip him where? Into a crevasse?You're the one paying your landlord, you choose your favorite tipping methodDon't have a landlord, I'll tip my mortgage holder insteadI'm a mortgage, why don't you tip me instead?Here's a tip: get a job, sir!Their job is increasing interest in your home. Someone's gotta.Nobody’s interested in Space Noodle’s home.But it's got space for so many noodles
Tip him where? Into a crevasse?You're the one paying your landlord, you choose your favorite tipping method
Don't have a landlord, I'll tip my mortgage holder insteadI'm a mortgage, why don't you tip me instead?Here's a tip: get a job, sir!Their job is increasing interest in your home. Someone's gotta.Nobody’s interested in Space Noodle’s home.But it's got space for so many noodles
I'm a mortgage, why don't you tip me instead?Here's a tip: get a job, sir!Their job is increasing interest in your home. Someone's gotta.Nobody’s interested in Space Noodle’s home.But it's got space for so many noodles
Here's a tip: get a job, sir!Their job is increasing interest in your home. Someone's gotta.Nobody’s interested in Space Noodle’s home.But it's got space for so many noodles
Their job is increasing interest in your home. Someone's gotta.Nobody’s interested in Space Noodle’s home.But it's got space for so many noodles
Smh if you didn't want a stranger to profit off your basic human needs you should've been born rich, duh
Ain't that the unabashed truth. Get better, fetuses
Just can't help yourself, can you?
I definitely have impulsive tendencies
Does this make me a pervert?
Yesn't
If you say your not a pervert your lion
And here I am in the comments section, lurking and upvoting everyone.
Good job, just remember to tip your landlord with a little Christmas bonus
here's my tip for every landlord everywhere: "get a real job, ya leech."
The real tip was in the comments all along
I secretly rerouted the plumbing from my shitting toilet to run into the ceiling of their bedroom months ago. That tip has been accumulating.
I'm lucky not to have one now, but can I tip my old landlord? Right into the void?
If you're the one paying rent, you're the one who decides how to tip!
Fabulous. Christmas tips for all the landlords!
Same
You're welcome
Tip your landlord this holiday and we'll be even
Tip him where? Into a crevasse?
You're the one paying your landlord, you choose your favorite tipping method
Don't have a landlord, I'll tip my mortgage holder instead
I'm a mortgage, why don't you tip me instead?
Here's a tip: get a job, sir!
Their job is increasing interest in your home. Someone's gotta.
Nobody’s interested in Space Noodle’s home.
But it's got space for so many noodles