Cow Rule

colin@lemmy.uninsane.org to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 341 points –
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Don’t they kill more people than sharks?

You're thinking of the statistic that people have killed more cows than sharks, which is not true. Shark is the chicken of the sea

I'm from austria and the number of tourists, especially german tourists, killed by cows is awfully high

Our cows seem to hate germans