Cow Rulecolin@lemmy.uninsane.org to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 341 points – 7 months ago12Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldDonβt they kill more people than sharks?You're thinking of the statistic that people have killed more cows than sharks, which is not true. Shark is the chicken of the sea"You ate my family. Now I'm gonna eat you!"Their name is Inigo Moontoya.I'm from austria and the number of tourists, especially german tourists, killed by cows is awfully high Our cows seem to hate germansDeitsche πββοΈπββοΈHave defeated a cow in 1 on 1 combat AMAWere you armed? How big was the cow? What exactly was considered winning?I was armed with a car and the cow was jumping fences. Turned my car into a convertible and missed me by inches.2 more...violent resistance to oppression is not murder but justicewait, don't you mean risk?
Donβt they kill more people than sharks?You're thinking of the statistic that people have killed more cows than sharks, which is not true. Shark is the chicken of the sea
You're thinking of the statistic that people have killed more cows than sharks, which is not true. Shark is the chicken of the sea
I'm from austria and the number of tourists, especially german tourists, killed by cows is awfully high Our cows seem to hate germansDeitsche πββοΈπββοΈ
Have defeated a cow in 1 on 1 combat AMAWere you armed? How big was the cow? What exactly was considered winning?I was armed with a car and the cow was jumping fences. Turned my car into a convertible and missed me by inches.2 more...
Were you armed? How big was the cow? What exactly was considered winning?I was armed with a car and the cow was jumping fences. Turned my car into a convertible and missed me by inches.
I was armed with a car and the cow was jumping fences. Turned my car into a convertible and missed me by inches.
Donβt they kill more people than sharks?
You're thinking of the statistic that people have killed more cows than sharks, which is not true. Shark is the chicken of the sea
"You ate my family. Now I'm gonna eat you!"
Their name is Inigo Moontoya.
I'm from austria and the number of tourists, especially german tourists, killed by cows is awfully high
Our cows seem to hate germans
Deitsche πββοΈπββοΈ
Have defeated a cow in 1 on 1 combat AMA
Were you armed? How big was the cow? What exactly was considered winning?
I was armed with a car and the cow was jumping fences. Turned my car into a convertible and missed me by inches.
violent resistance to oppression is not murder but justice
wait, don't you mean risk?