What's 1 more after 3?

WashedOver@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 358 points –
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This feels like I'm back on Facebook

This actually is Facebook. Where did you think you were? Are you ok?

Hey don't mess with us Lemmings, our sanity is already extremely fragile.

What does a lemming do here on Facebook? Aren't you supposed to jump down some cliffs or so?

The unnecessary emoji has major Facebook vibes.

can you make the emoji bigger? I almost didn't gave me eye cancer the second I looked at the meme

If it was just the cup I would have liked this. But the text made it bad and the emoji killed it 😂😂🤣

People always argue if emojis are bad or good. I find that they make everything immediately unfunny

The mug looks cool, but it's probably very heavy.

Heavy mugs are harder to tip over. I prefer them.

This is my mug of choice. I had a wonderful black one, but they don't make them anymore. Now I have a white one which I don't like as much. They make other colors, but they run out constantly, so you pretty much have to be lucky they have anything in stock.

The only black ones I ever see on eBay have logos and shit on them and I don't want that.

Donuts are healthy foods compared to sodas and Starbucks

They the same, donuts also contain lot of sugar.

Chocolate glazed donut: 19g
Starbucks grande frappuccino: 60g

Donuts = health fuud

What about the carbs? Idk why we list carbs and sugars as different things when carbs are just simple sugars.

Simple sugars are carbs with one (monosaccharide) or two (disaccharide) sugar molecules. They literallly are sugars. If you are attempting to assert that all non complex carbohydrates are sugars, you are wrong. A potato or a serving of pasta is not at all like a candy bar. Bros science diets might be bad for your brain, btw.

When it comes to getting fat calories are calories. Carbs will make you fat just as easily as sugar. So talking about whether coffee or a doughnut is bad for you by sugar content not calories is misleading.

I don't know why we list Vitamin A and C as different things when they're both just simple vitamins.

Uh oh, more whataboutisms from the sugar industrial complex. Don't worry guys, I'm on your side!