Physics accordind to conservatives rule

RothyBuyak@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 358 points –
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These are my favorite science memes because they make me feel a little what boomers feel. I saw an article about a particle I've never heard of called "Axions" and I have had it up to here with all these newfangled particles.

Axions are super cool, they solve two longstanding questions in particle physics (they are a potential dark matter candidate and solve the Strong Charge-Parity problem) and are named after a brand of soap because they clean up the standard model of physics, I shit you not. I am about to finish my PhD in particle physics and spend a lot of time studying the types of detectors being used to look for dark matter (axions, wimps, etc), as they are adjacent to the detectors I use in my field of neutrino physics.

That's pretty cool, thanks for the knowledge drop! Already feeling smarter.
On the matter of naming: I can confirm that scientists can't take shit serious, looking at the Cox-Zucker-Machine (Math) or the RING-Finger Domain and the Sonic hedgehog gene (Biology). Fucking nerds.
Good lock on your thesis defense!

named after a brand of soap because they clean up the standard model of physics Ah, scientists, so silly. One of my favourite silly names in my field is naming the gene that causes fruit flies to be extra susceptible to alcohol "Cheap date"

It's either that or the Sonic Hedgehog protein (and the inhibitor "Robotnikinin")

I am proud of silly naming traditions. I named one experiment I worked on godXilla and the other I work on is named CRAB (hoping I don't doxx myself letting that out lol)

Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb? None, their to busy ??? Their state of matter

This will confuse our kids!

DOWN WITH ADVANCED PHYSICS!

"Schools need to stop teaching my kids about how their crotches function! That's the parent's job!"

So when are you going to teach them?

"Fuck you! That would be uncomfortable so never! And if their ignorance gets them in trouble I will be there to condemn them for their mistakes and never let them forget it like any good parent!"

Meanwhile reactionaries will foam at their mouths because the list does not incluede Aether and Phlogiston.

Huh, I didn’t know things like glass were considered other states of matter

Yeah! It was fun learning about its term “supercooled liquid”

Edit: I stand corrected for my education. It was still fun learning about that term from my teacher at the time.

Glass is an "amorphous solid"

dark matter is in fact a mental illness and does not exist

and einstein was wrong

To me its tragic that the smartest human to exist in living memory had his societal, socialist worldview swept under the rug by the capitalist pigs. We acknowledge he laid the groundwork for our understanding of physical reality itself, but sure lets pretend he didn't know what he was talking about with regard to improving our relatively simple by comparison exploitative inter-monkey social systems.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_views_of_Albert_Einstein

Einstein disagreed with probabilistic quantum field theory, which is a teachable moment that we all have limits to our capacity to understand.

Dark matter is a factor in multiple scientific models, which in turn are simulations of reality. We only know so much about the real and have to take guesses (often very accurate guesses we routinely risk our lives on). Some of cosmological guesses involve mass with no detectable signatures, id est dark matter.

What is dark matter? We don't yet know. Can something else be otherwise throwing our numbers so that it seems like there's dark matter? Sure.

That's not insanity, but an unknown, dark matter may yet reveal itself (become less dark) or it may go the way of aether and phlogiston.

Well, when I was in school, we learned there were only three states of matter. Then I heard about plasma, and I don't agree with it, but at least it wasn't doing much harm. But this "nuclear pasta" stuff is too far, it's clearly an attempt by the Italian agenda to indoctrinate our kids.