Distro for a POS
I got this one friend, a POS (Piece of shit) , who was always bugging me out for using Linux.
Yesterday I won a bet and I will be installing Linux on his laptop, what distro would teach that fucker a lesson?
*Edit
Parody of this post https://lemm.ee/post/20629546
Ubuntu Christian Edition, if he's a satanist.
Ubuntu Satanic Edition, if he's a Christian.
Hannah Montana Linux, if he's neither of the above.
Suicide Linux
https://github.com/tiagoad/suicide-linux
Heard of it actually, are the creator of that fork? If so, PORTUGAL CARALHO !!!!
The best distro? One that he'll be able to use easily. One that will get him to actually LIKE the experience.
You don't want to teach him a lesson by giving him a miserable experience.
You want to teach him a lesson that will let you say "I told you so" for the rest of his life.
Manjaro is pretty easy to use and seems to have good hardware compatibility. A variety of Ubuntu flavors also can mimic Windows and work really well.
Thx for the recommendations, but yeah this is just a parody wanted to see the distros people would come up with.
I thought you meant "point of sale".
Hannah Montana Linux
Second best distro right after amogOS I can't give him that enlightenment.
Gentoo, from scratch. No bin-kernal or premade binarys. Just a ungodly long compile time Maybe by day 3 he will have a desktop if hes lucky....
NixOS, you need to learn a programming language just to administer your system
As someone who actually likes NixOS have never felt so offended with something that I somewhat agree.
I still have the installation CD's for Red Hat from 2002. I can mail them to you?
Brothas this is a pretty good parody, why the downvote? :((((
because it’s not funny and basically spam
Yeah ahaha added the edit after a while but it looks like many people took it seriously.
I'd go with something based on Gentoo so you would have an easy install process and they would have to live with the pain of compiling from source.
Gentoo has turned into an hibrid between binary-source unfortunately, so I would go for something spicier like LFS.