Insulting rule

MrShankles@reddthat.com to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 215 points –
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Oh this is just the thing for playing bard, and casting "vicious mockery" several times per combat

Remove your seven least favorite entries from each column, then you can generate an insult by rolling 3d20

Or add 3 to each column, get D30's, and be extra!

Who am I kidding, I'd be on D100's by the 2nd session...

That's a good idea, saving this image for later. Thanks!

So when Leia calls Han a "low-down, stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder" she was getting Shakespearean on him?

"You gorbellied, beef-witted fustilarian dewberry!" kind of has a certain je ne sais quoi to it, don't you think?