If the food makes you sick, it's free

The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websitemod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 448 points –
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Plus, our animatronic characters almost never come to life and stalk you through the darkened property at night!

"If the food comes out the wrong end, it's on us!"

Define "wrong end" ...

Its a movie franchise about mutant cannibal rednecks who hunt and kill the people who intrude on their territory. Oh, wait, no that's Wrong Turn.