Efficient design

illectrility@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 179 points –
12

Larry's Discount Funeral Parlor, "You dead 'em, we'll shred 'em"

This is how I’m going to answer the phone from now on.

"You Stab 'em, we Slab 'em" also works, but didn't fit the picture.

“Joes Barbecue and Funeral Home: Your Loss Helps Make Our Sauce”

We can 'elp you. We deal with stiffs. We can burn ‘er, bury ‘er, or dump ‘er.

This picture is seriously as old as the internet itself.

Genesis 3:19:

By the sweat of your brow you will eat your food until you return to the ground, since from it you were taken; for dust you are and to dust you will return.

That's a whole different kind of dutch oven.