Rule: Tiny prison, I mean home, for sale.

ericbomb@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 124 points –

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Put me in the doggy cage

Weird kink but okay

Yet this is cheaper than a good fur suit.

Ehh price parity unless you're going all fancy with electronics. I can't wear this bdsm cage to a kids birthday party, but I can show up as a fluffy wolf hybrid without causing questions about 'daddy issues' or 'why does my little Timmy want to turn the basement into a dungeon'. :P

I was thinking about this the other day—if someone wants to safely do this type of “trapping” kink with their partner, it would be a good idea to put a smart watch with health sensors on them. If you’re technically inclined, maybe program something to open the locks and call an ambulance if their vitals indicate they’ve passed out…

Or you could just take care of your sub. Make sure they're comfortable; if they're about to pass out then you didn't properly take care of them and you should've probably let them out multiple hours ago. Also, don't ever leave your sub locked in a cage when you're not at home; that's a huge no-no. The only way this could ever be useful is if you're an extremely bad Dom. The sub should enjoy themselves, not just barely surive

Wouldn't this get as hot as cars do when sitting in summers?

Yep!

When I was in high school, we had temp classrooms made of those while the main building was getting renovated.

Imagine the smell of 30 teenagers spending all day in these.

I appreciate the disturbing sensory you have brought upon my mind kind stranger. I hope your nose recovers one day.

I looked it up and apparently the walls have insulation between the sheets of metal. Still though, I think you have a point.

New generation is so entitled.

Wanting homes that aren't solar ovens and stuff.

I still feel like you only buy these if you wanna set up a prison in the wilderness.

I'd have to say neigh.

But you could charge people to feed you carrots through the slots

Living in a building does not exclude this possibility, but you do get a lot of complaints from the home owners association.

It's all "that's not a regulation window", "stop scaring the kids", "that home made horse head is creepy" and "don't put horse-curses on passersby".

And I say neigh, Henry. A neigh on you and your children's children, may they never be able to gallop.