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The son doubled in size but that new dad aged like 7 years in 3 months.

Partly it's just worse lighting, but also 3 months of sleep deprivation isn't conductive to looking your best.

I think he looks happier in the second photo

Paternal happiness and sleep deprivation are not mutually exclusive, and often exist in their strongest forms together in an apparent paradox...

arguably this isn’t what execs think, they are (marginally) smarter than that, but the “infinite growth” proposition is the lie they market to their shareholders

small distinction but nevertheless correct

It's also the key to driving the hell out of your sales teams without having to pay them those pesky bonuses.