Lobster(ule)

Uncle Roach@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 306 points –
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You gotta force an extra syllable in, otherwise it doesnt work

Make your pet lobster a sweater with mittens.

Now someone come up with the next line:

impossible tables supported by strings Image of a Tensegrity Table

These are a few of the Internet’s things

I was going to come up with something fun and clever to keep it going but the next line of the real song starts with "cream-coloured ponies" so I think we should probably just leave it here after all.

There are some of the internet's things that we don't need to enumerate.

Cum colored boxes and car-fucking dragons

Rusty old poop knives and vaginal bacon

Mom jacks me off 'cause my arms are in slings

These are a few of the Internets things

When the mod kicks

When the troll baits

When I feel like ass

I try to forget all the Internets things

And then I go touch some grass

Keeping him cozy and warm until Spring;

Edit: disregard. I like Caboose's version ❤️