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Not even the most dangerous bear. Polar would fuck you up.

Also, I'm making money all day long by betting on Hippo

Yeah when I heard "bite a croc in half" I figured I'd just stay away from the jaws of nope forever

Hippo all the way.

Fuckers don't deserve to be that heavy, that fast, and have a ranged attack by flinging their shit. Pick two to keep, Hippo. You get to keep the bite by default just because it can look fuckin goofy.

You missed their insane armour stat. It looks like leather, but acts like scales on steroids.

There's no way a grizzly bear could beat a rhino. The largest grizzly bear isn't even a quarter of the weight of your average rhino. It would be as fair of a fight as you vs a grizzly bear.

If that bear picks up a machine gun then it's all over. A rhino can't do that.

Bearjutsu mount defence is eating your face.