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Man I really hate when street snakes try to jump up my butt because my shorts are too bootylicious

Thank god the only thing I need to worry about is the earthworm

Earthworms are an important part of the ecosystem.

Yeah, trying to see the issue here. Like Peaches said "girls wanna be her, boys wanna be her" 😳

I know a guy who had this problem she had to give the gym teachers a note so she could avoid wearing shorts, not sure what they did with all the extra meat after the switch