Mike Johnson kisses the ring — and boosts Trump's Big Lie

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Mike Johnson kisses the ring — and boosts Trump's Big Lie
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By ring, they mean Donnie's anus.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

I considered going into that profession, but was more interested in the pay than the prestige

Fartography passes the sniff test for me. It is something we can all get behind.

Thank you for the explanation, Dr. Butts

Do these guys ever remember their childhoods? I get nostalgic for mine a lot but it must be weird when all you can remember is wanting to be a cunt when you grow up.

If all you wanted is to become a cunt, and then you become a cunt, there isnt much point in looking back i guess

But are you not already being a proper cunt, if all you want to become is a cunt? No looking back anyway in this case.

Is there a single Republican politician that's not a pathetic windsock?

No, anyone with even a shred of dignity left a long time ago.

There are a few who quit, but none with the will to turn against the party completely