... You just made a pic of them, slap 'em in a wallet and call it an nft.
Instantly worth 1000 bucks because I say so.
only if you find someone who wants to buy it
Found the Golgafrinchan
I think I really found my people on Lemmy.
Ya know, it probably would be a lot easier to sanitize all the telephones if it’s just basic dirt from leaves and not trace cocaine everywhere
First impression: WTF are autism leaves?
They told me I would never make any money as a jazz musician.
The economist is lying
I mean, if gold is massively devalued. Don't think it'd ever be worth less than leaves, but given its actual useful properties (as opposed to its arbitrary use as a currency) gold's value should be a lot lower than it is.
“Change the currency to oak leaves Greenspan!”
(extremely dated reference)
Imagine brushing all these gold leaves onto a pile, then with a shovel disposing of those leaves.
I mean I make compost, so dead leaves are a commodity I'm highly looking for to aquire.
Well there was a maple syrup heist where $18 million worth of syrup was stolen.
This post is gold.
This comment is autumn leaves.
So we rake it up into the trash bag, right?
I can't even
Can't even what? Don't leave me hanging, fam!
Someone shittily draw a Lemmy leaf in MS paint so we can all award it to the leafiest of comments
But hear me out... What if...
... You just made a pic of them, slap 'em in a wallet and call it an nft.
Instantly worth 1000 bucks because I say so.
only if you find someone who wants to buy it
Found the Golgafrinchan
I think I really found my people on Lemmy.
Ya know, it probably would be a lot easier to sanitize all the telephones if it’s just basic dirt from leaves and not trace cocaine everywhere
First impression: WTF are autism leaves?
They told me I would never make any money as a jazz musician.
The economist is lying
I mean, if gold is massively devalued. Don't think it'd ever be worth less than leaves, but given its actual useful properties (as opposed to its arbitrary use as a currency) gold's value should be a lot lower than it is.
“Change the currency to oak leaves Greenspan!”
(extremely dated reference)
Imagine brushing all these gold leaves onto a pile, then with a shovel disposing of those leaves.
I mean I make compost, so dead leaves are a commodity I'm highly looking for to aquire.
Well there was a maple syrup heist where $18 million worth of syrup was stolen.