Poop Size: Mega!

MyFairJulia@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 567 points –
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Great meme and literally a shitpost. And the fact that I saw this whilst squeezing out a log makes it even better.

Excessive pooping was also acknowledged to have an increased risk as well, although it was mild.

One thing we are discovering is just how much your GI health is related to your cognitive and mental health.

I poop like twice or three times a week

That’s… not normal. You should mention this to your doctor.

still a lack of fiber. normal but not as healthy as every day shitters

My friends (a couple) eat as healthily and varied as possible, they are not vegetarian but pretty close to it... The guy shits at least once a day the gal shits twice a week... They eat the same food! 🤷

shitting twice a week sounds like elevated colon cancer risk to me. idk how someone who eats adequate fiber be shittin that infrequently. she gotta switch to that whole grain

Did you know that you don't actually have to poop every time you take a phone-break on the toilet?

Oh no, i take phone breaks between my shits. Usually when i'm shitting i'm figuring out solutions to the worlds problems, disproving well established theorems and stuff. However when i'm done shitting i keep forgetting the solutions so here we are.

I'm improving my mental capabilities even right now

Those are rookie numbers. You got to get those numbers up. 20+ or gtfo.

Signed - a Crohn's disease sufferer.