North Texas man sues Cinemark claiming 24-ounce beer cups can't hold 24 ouncesᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 770 points – 6 months agofox4news.com129
Louisiana lawmakers vote to remove lunch breaks for child workers, cut unemployment benefitsArthur Besse@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 472 points – 6 months agonola.com42
The Dog Ate My HomeworkSam_Bass@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 11 points – 6 months agophys.org10
Pennsylvania school board cancels gay '30 Rock' actor's anti-bullying talk, citing his 'lifestyle'ElCanut@jlai.lu to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 220 points – 6 months agonbcnews.com9
Life-threatening rat pee infections reach record levels in NYCschizoidman@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 240 points – 6 months agoarstechnica.com25
77-Year-Old Man Is Dozing Off in Court & His Supporters Think It's a Masterful GambitViking_Hippie@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 491 points – 6 months agojezebel.com23
Aaron Rodgers says AIDS was created by the U.S. government in the 1980sjeffw@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 363 points – 6 months agooutsports.com76
Brazilian woman arrested after taking corpse to sign bank loan: ‘She knew he was dead’SquiffSquiff@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 188 points – 6 months agotheguardian.com16
Mickey, Minnie, Donald and Goofy file for union vote at DisneylandWilshire@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 208 points – 6 months agocnn.com8
Vultures feared to be dying were just "too drunk to fly"Wilshire@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 220 points – 6 months agocbsnews.com6
Ariana Grande's Grandmother Makes History As Oldest Person on Hot 100jeffw@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 65 points – 6 months agorollingstone.com1
Gravy delivered to Ontario legislature sparks police investigationZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 59 points – 6 months agotoronto.ctvnews.ca0
We don't all smoke weed in Germany, Scholz assures Chinese studentsNightOwl@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 86 points – 6 months agoreuters.com16
Goofy is sued for negligence, inflicting trauma, in Disneyland collisiondantheclamman@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 118 points – 6 months agolatimes.com11
Germany to give Holocaust survivors $236 payout to help them cope with October 7 attacksNightOwl@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 146 points – 6 months agoedition.cnn.com17
Reforms are difficult as our nation has too much of democracy, says multi-billionaire CEOi_have_no_enemies@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 246 points – 6 months agothehindu.com23
Game studio owner suddenly lays everyone off and blames a Kotaku report that hasn't been publishedAatube@kbin.melroy.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 249 points – 6 months agopcgamer.com10
Thousands of Ford Broncos recalled same day OJ Simpson diesZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 225 points – 6 months agoyahoo.com11
Fox News now accusing Scrabble of being too “woke”ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 315 points – 6 months agolgbtqnation.com57
Foreign landlord fails to pay taxes, CRA goes after tenantRobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 269 points – 6 months agotheglobeandmail.com24