How do you get the dry boogers out if you don’t pick your nose?

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I always get dry boogers and they’re impossible to remove when blowing into a tissue.

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There’s a saying that everyone picks their noses, but what you do with it is a measure of your character.

It depends on the booger itself. If it's a dry one, I just pinch it into a ball and flick it across the room. If it's one of those wet, sticky, semi-solid ones, I rub it between my thumb and index finger until most of the moisture is removed and the booger is determined to be flickable without being a little bastard and just sticking to one of my nails.

🎵 Pick it, lick it, roll it, flick it, show me how good you are 🎵

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You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

Or my favorite variation: You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the underside of the car seat.

You cant roll your friends up into little green balls and fling em across the room.

(or)… but you can't wipe your friends off on your saddle.

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