Too late, they're already celebratingThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Memes@sopuli.xyz – 484 points – 8 months ago26Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentYup. And the only way to get them to stop is to embarrass them. “So, when are you planning on having kids?” “I dunno, maybe when I’m no longer infertile.”"When he stops busting in my ass""when he stops finishing on that couch you're sitting on""And don't get me started on the tea you just drank..."Ayo what-Look, humans are basically one long hole mom so eventually this has to workMy mom got sick of the question from Relief Society ladies and would reply, "I dunno, how is YOUR sex life?"Oh hi, Mark.“Well Sister Sheryl, are you and your husband still sleeping in different beds as you tell him to ‘bridle his passions’?”Dunno how getting equestrian gear into the bedroom is supposed to help, maybe Sister Sheryl has a stud service fetishlol, I was alluding more towards the shaming that used to go on towards husbands who wanted sex more often than their wives and the many publications/therapists who made it seem like men were asking for too much…Her condition is "stable"@KamikazeRusher You can also justify by the fact that "today's kids no longer have any form of respect for the eldery, why would I have a kid myself?" or other crap like that @CouncilOfFriends
Yup. And the only way to get them to stop is to embarrass them. “So, when are you planning on having kids?” “I dunno, maybe when I’m no longer infertile.”"When he stops busting in my ass""when he stops finishing on that couch you're sitting on""And don't get me started on the tea you just drank..."Ayo what-Look, humans are basically one long hole mom so eventually this has to workMy mom got sick of the question from Relief Society ladies and would reply, "I dunno, how is YOUR sex life?"Oh hi, Mark.“Well Sister Sheryl, are you and your husband still sleeping in different beds as you tell him to ‘bridle his passions’?”Dunno how getting equestrian gear into the bedroom is supposed to help, maybe Sister Sheryl has a stud service fetishlol, I was alluding more towards the shaming that used to go on towards husbands who wanted sex more often than their wives and the many publications/therapists who made it seem like men were asking for too much…Her condition is "stable"@KamikazeRusher You can also justify by the fact that "today's kids no longer have any form of respect for the eldery, why would I have a kid myself?" or other crap like that @CouncilOfFriends
"When he stops busting in my ass""when he stops finishing on that couch you're sitting on""And don't get me started on the tea you just drank..."Ayo what-Look, humans are basically one long hole mom so eventually this has to work
"when he stops finishing on that couch you're sitting on""And don't get me started on the tea you just drank..."Ayo what-
My mom got sick of the question from Relief Society ladies and would reply, "I dunno, how is YOUR sex life?"Oh hi, Mark.“Well Sister Sheryl, are you and your husband still sleeping in different beds as you tell him to ‘bridle his passions’?”Dunno how getting equestrian gear into the bedroom is supposed to help, maybe Sister Sheryl has a stud service fetishlol, I was alluding more towards the shaming that used to go on towards husbands who wanted sex more often than their wives and the many publications/therapists who made it seem like men were asking for too much…Her condition is "stable"
“Well Sister Sheryl, are you and your husband still sleeping in different beds as you tell him to ‘bridle his passions’?”Dunno how getting equestrian gear into the bedroom is supposed to help, maybe Sister Sheryl has a stud service fetishlol, I was alluding more towards the shaming that used to go on towards husbands who wanted sex more often than their wives and the many publications/therapists who made it seem like men were asking for too much…Her condition is "stable"
Dunno how getting equestrian gear into the bedroom is supposed to help, maybe Sister Sheryl has a stud service fetishlol, I was alluding more towards the shaming that used to go on towards husbands who wanted sex more often than their wives and the many publications/therapists who made it seem like men were asking for too much…Her condition is "stable"
lol, I was alluding more towards the shaming that used to go on towards husbands who wanted sex more often than their wives and the many publications/therapists who made it seem like men were asking for too much…
@KamikazeRusher You can also justify by the fact that "today's kids no longer have any form of respect for the eldery, why would I have a kid myself?" or other crap like that @CouncilOfFriends
Yup. And the only way to get them to stop is to embarrass them.
“So, when are you planning on having kids?”
“I dunno, maybe when I’m no longer infertile.”
"When he stops busting in my ass"
"when he stops finishing on that couch you're sitting on"
"And don't get me started on the tea you just drank..."
Ayo what-
Look, humans are basically one long hole mom so eventually this has to work
My mom got sick of the question from Relief Society ladies and would reply, "I dunno, how is YOUR sex life?"
Oh hi, Mark.
“Well Sister Sheryl, are you and your husband still sleeping in different beds as you tell him to ‘bridle his passions’?”
Dunno how getting equestrian gear into the bedroom is supposed to help, maybe Sister Sheryl has a stud service fetish
lol, I was alluding more towards the shaming that used to go on towards husbands who wanted sex more often than their wives and the many publications/therapists who made it seem like men were asking for too much…
Her condition is "stable"
@KamikazeRusher You can also justify by the fact that "today's kids no longer have any form of respect for the eldery, why would I have a kid myself?" or other crap like that
@CouncilOfFriends