The sequel

The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Memes@sopuli.xyz – 647 points –
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Oppenheimer 2: Oppenheimer, Einstein and Turing team up for one last mission when alien invaders/evil cultists/a mad scientist’s minions seize the doomsday device and the President’s daughter.

I wanna see an Ivy League Of Heroes, led by elder statesmen Einstein and Godel, like Kirk and Spock but absent-minded and eccentric, brilliant but a little comical with an "Oy vey!" sprinkled here and there. The younger physicists taking turns to shine in each thrilling installment.

The names for each story are there for the taking:

The Ultraviolet Catastrophe
The Photoelectric Effect
The Uncertainty Principle
The Exclusion Principle
Spooky Action At A Distance
The Incompleteness Theorem

not only would that sell but the merchandizing would be gold.

This time he bombs the lizard people back to Alpha Draconis.

I love that the lizard people supposedly have external testicles and a single, tiny dick. Apparently the person who did that drawing couldn't be assed to look up reptile anatomy; if they had they woulda discovered that reptiles have internal testes, and if they possess a penis, they usually possess two, not one.

The fact the lizard man has a tiny dick says it all.