The way this is written out really irks me.

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I would pass the guy and then let him know he was passed by a queer in a fiesta. You know he'd just hate that.

I once got passed by a rainbow-decal prius with the bumper stickers "0-60 eventually" and "you just got passed by a lesbian in a unicorn outfit"

Sure enough when we stopped at the next light, there were two rather lovey-dovey women in the front seat, and the driver was wearing what looked like a unicorn onesie. It was fantastic.

Incidentally, my wife now has a similar unicorn onesie and wears it when we go grocery shopping.

Now I have to wonder, does she wear a unicorn onesie all the time or does she put it on over her regular street clothes before driving? If the latter, why? Which came first, the sticker or the onesie? If her partner drives the car, is she required to wear the onesie?

If her partner drives the car, is she required to wear the onesie?

The sticker makes no mention of driving, so I would think that as long as someone in the vehicle is both lesbian and wearing the onesie, its conditions have been fulfilled.

Thr bumper sticker specifies that you have been passed by the car therefore the car must be moving.

Ah, but the person in the passenger seat might also be considered as having passed, no?

So as long as there is someone in the vehicle who is a lesbian and also in a unicorn onesie, it's still technically correct

Well my wife likes to wear hers when she goes to pick up food, so maybe this woman likes to wear it when she's driving.

Heck I know someone who refuses to drive without a specific pair of gloves "because driving doesn't feel right without them" and they have a panic attack without them.

Or maybe they take turns wearing it. Or even just on special occasions and I happened to witness one.

Whatever the case, it made my day

The car doesnโ€™t start unless the driver is wearing the onesie. Itโ€™s an after market thing.

Plot twist, she makes the unicorn onesie and that's her marketing strategy.

Have you heard the one where your fiesta takes adderall?

It turns into a focus.

Not original material but I had to say it

Guys like this are fun to bait past a speed trap in a little econobox.

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