My sister is a compulive lemon thief. Its the only thing I've ever seen her steal but if she sees a lemon tree she's fuckin stealing a lemon. Its so funny watching this grown ass woman creep up on some fancy house and steal a lemon like some kind of citrus goblin.
As someone who also has an over-producing lemon tree I actually don't mind people taking them. Like, what am I going to do with like 200 lemons? Leave them for the invasive possums to eat? They're absolutely feral.
How could you deny these guys lemons??
Aww, sweet little babies. I love possums and their goofy little Tim Burtonesque faces. We have a resident possum who trundles around our property at night. I give them pancakes when I can.
Edit: here's the link to the full video of the baby possums in the GIF.
Image doesn't load. But if it's a ring tail that's a native one in Australia. But the brush tails are like feral cats.
Ah gotcha. It was a gif of baby american opossums eating fruit. They are good tempered and adorable.
You might check out recipes for Indian lemon pickle. It's a way of salt fermenting them that results in a spicy delicious condiment that can last for ages.
Maybe you could make a combustible lemon?
Just today I stole some cuttings from a random houses grape vine. Im pirating their garden.
My sister is a compulive lemon thief. Its the only thing I've ever seen her steal but if she sees a lemon tree she's fuckin stealing a lemon. Its so funny watching this grown ass woman creep up on some fancy house and steal a lemon like some kind of citrus goblin.
The lemon stealing whore is real!
What a lemon stealing whore!
Obligatory note that the man in that clip is a real-life piece of shit.
I just looked into the meme history, turns out his co-star was either murdered or commited suicide too. Fuckin hell porn can be a nightmare.
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As someone who also has an over-producing lemon tree I actually don't mind people taking them. Like, what am I going to do with like 200 lemons? Leave them for the invasive possums to eat? They're absolutely feral.
How could you deny these guys lemons??
Aww, sweet little babies. I love possums and their goofy little Tim Burtonesque faces. We have a resident possum who trundles around our property at night. I give them pancakes when I can.
Edit: here's the link to the full video of the baby possums in the GIF.
Image doesn't load. But if it's a ring tail that's a native one in Australia. But the brush tails are like feral cats.
Ah gotcha. It was a gif of baby american opossums eating fruit. They are good tempered and adorable.
You might check out recipes for Indian lemon pickle. It's a way of salt fermenting them that results in a spicy delicious condiment that can last for ages.
Maybe you could make a combustible lemon?
Just today I stole some cuttings from a random houses grape vine. Im pirating their garden.
Who wouldn't download a vineyard?!
I believe I saw a documentary about her