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Your options are "a powerful blow from the fist of Taylor Swift" or "never even getting close to Taylor Swift". Which do you choose?

I choose: c) "Taylor Swift off the top rope with a steel chair! There's blood everywhere!! By gawd, would somebody stop the damn match!"

I prefer d) "Taylor Swift throws me off Hell In A Cell and i plummet 16 ft through an announcer's table"

It's ok. We all know you secretly want sweet little Taylor to beat you with jumper cables.

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It depends on what you mean by blow.

I will note that the sort of blow you have in mind cannot be performed with only the hands. Regardless of that, whichever sort of blow you receive will leave you writhing in pain.

I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear Taylor Swift fart through a walkie-talkie.

It strictly depends on what the pay's like

Just the single blow? If I pay extra, can she kick the shit out of me behind a McDonald's car park?

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