Sooooo milk first

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 452 points –
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No. You plug the kitchen sink and dump the milk into it. Cut the top off the jug, and pour cereal into the bottom half of the jug. Then, put the cap on the top half and scoop the sink-milk into the lower half. Do I have to figure out everything for you?

If you're going that far why all the extra steps?

  • plug the sink
  • pour the milk into the plugged sink
  • pour the cereal into the sink with the milk in it
  • stand over the sink and eat the cereal
  • "doing the dishes" means pulling the plug on the sink and washing the spoon

Do I have to think of everything for y'all?

  • plug the disposal

  • use the disposal to make a cereal milkshake

  • drink the whole sink with a straw

  • eat the straw to keep it out of the landfill

  • fingerblast your butthole the next morning when you need the straw again

Nevermind. I don't like the internet anymore.

Smh my head, just do it the Canadian way and buy bags of milk

Instructions unclear, bag is now stuck over my head. I can feel my American healthcare bills getting cheaper though