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Do you have a few minutes to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Linus Torvalds?

Fuck you and your stupid code, man! You fucking fucktard cannot distinguish a ; from a :! I do not care how fucking unpaid you loser are, get. this. code. right. Now fuck off!

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I heard rumours that there was a giant animal involved in the making of Linus Torvalds. So please refer to him as GNU/Linus, or GNU+Linus.

We need Linus to fly to Africa and ride on a wildebeast. There's just no other way to achieve world peace.