Artificial Refugium ruleTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 906 points – 4 months ago66Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsBats eat their weight in mosquitoes every night, unlike your typical hoa board memberThis isn't funny, think of all the poor HOA board members that get eaten by bats every nightStop, stop. I can only get so erect.What if the bats bite humans, create vampires and you have hot single vampire mommies in your area?sadly they only get you rabies, instead of giving you Lady DomitrescuThat's just because u don't ✨ B E L I E V E ✨ :3This is how we get empty toilet paper aisles. but they do suck bloodAnd can carry rabiesYes, but enough about the HOA!Only the vampire bats. And they only live in Central and South America. Although bats do carry diseases.(talking about the HOA)
Bats eat their weight in mosquitoes every night, unlike your typical hoa board memberThis isn't funny, think of all the poor HOA board members that get eaten by bats every nightStop, stop. I can only get so erect.What if the bats bite humans, create vampires and you have hot single vampire mommies in your area?sadly they only get you rabies, instead of giving you Lady DomitrescuThat's just because u don't ✨ B E L I E V E ✨ :3This is how we get empty toilet paper aisles. but they do suck bloodAnd can carry rabiesYes, but enough about the HOA!Only the vampire bats. And they only live in Central and South America. Although bats do carry diseases.(talking about the HOA)
This isn't funny, think of all the poor HOA board members that get eaten by bats every nightStop, stop. I can only get so erect.What if the bats bite humans, create vampires and you have hot single vampire mommies in your area?sadly they only get you rabies, instead of giving you Lady DomitrescuThat's just because u don't ✨ B E L I E V E ✨ :3This is how we get empty toilet paper aisles.
Stop, stop. I can only get so erect.What if the bats bite humans, create vampires and you have hot single vampire mommies in your area?sadly they only get you rabies, instead of giving you Lady DomitrescuThat's just because u don't ✨ B E L I E V E ✨ :3This is how we get empty toilet paper aisles.
What if the bats bite humans, create vampires and you have hot single vampire mommies in your area?sadly they only get you rabies, instead of giving you Lady DomitrescuThat's just because u don't ✨ B E L I E V E ✨ :3This is how we get empty toilet paper aisles.
sadly they only get you rabies, instead of giving you Lady DomitrescuThat's just because u don't ✨ B E L I E V E ✨ :3
but they do suck bloodAnd can carry rabiesYes, but enough about the HOA!Only the vampire bats. And they only live in Central and South America. Although bats do carry diseases.(talking about the HOA)
Only the vampire bats. And they only live in Central and South America. Although bats do carry diseases.(talking about the HOA)
Bats eat their weight in mosquitoes every night, unlike your typical hoa board member
This isn't funny, think of all the poor HOA board members that get eaten by bats every night
Stop, stop. I can only get so erect.
What if the bats bite humans, create vampires and you have hot single vampire mommies in your area?
sadly they only get you rabies, instead of giving you Lady Domitrescu
That's just because u don't ✨ B E L I E V E ✨ :3
This is how we get empty toilet paper aisles.
but they do suck blood
And can carry rabies
Yes, but enough about the HOA!
Only the vampire bats. And they only live in Central and South America. Although bats do carry diseases.
(talking about the HOA)