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Lick your fingertips, or wet them on a beverage from the cooler, then rub them against the 2 sheets of the opening. You're welcome.

Don't lick your fingers. Unless you just washed your hands. This is how you get sick.

Touch your fingers on a damp/wet vegetables instead.

That's how you build natural immunity.

You think you're not exposed to germs constantly? If the germs are on your hands they are also already on your face.

You'd think germ theory hasn't been discovered since fucking 1762.

That’s how you build natural immunity.

Not everything you're infected with gives you benefits, there are a vast many transmissible infectious agents that can literally kill you. While the chances of licking your finger in a grocery store and getting something that bad are pretty slim, it does happen, and your "natural immunity" is working all the time anyway, you don't need to DO anything to help it along, stop thinking you know better than either medical science OR your own body. If you're annoyed with how other people handle their hygiene, how about be an adult and keep quiet.

You think you’re not exposed to germs constantly?

Yes, which is why you don't need to go out of your way to get exposed to more.

You're worried about a water balloon while standing under a waterfall.

Good metaphor, since the water balloon is separate from the waterfall and could be filled with anything.

You gross ass JeeBaiChow mother fucker this is why people get sick from going to stores.

Get your fucking fingers out of your god damn mouth. Yuck. What the hell did you do during Covid lockdowns?

I didn't hear your mother complain, blankets. Maybe i'm how she made you. You're welcome.

Dad, you fucking suck.

So does your mom, son. So does your mom.

We've established that already. This is why she left you for uncle.

Good. You can thank him for that potty mouth of yours, then.

No, I get my terrible habits from you apparently ya germ spreading Covid weasel.

So lick your fingers, open your bags and quit complaining like a little bitch, dumbass. What people do is their problem. Your awareness of covid is quite clear about that.