I'm buying frozen pizza from now on ruleTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 346 points – 3 months ago57Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentOr someone slapped their cock on it.Or that.I want to believe!Username checks out.We've all been there. Fuckin a pizza, slamming your dick in the toilet seat, getting it stuck in a toaster. Boys will be boys!Look for the guy with a burnt cock.after doing this multiple times you build up a resilienceno no no, mandatory taste tests to see if the cheese can be detectedI don't think so, the way the displaced cheese is thicker by the presumptive tip means that at best someone slid their cock on it!This is the root cause analysis we live for.I'm trying to imagine putting my dick in cheese that is hot enough to be moved around to that degree, and I don't think it would be very comfortable.slid it in
Or someone slapped their cock on it.Or that.I want to believe!Username checks out.We've all been there. Fuckin a pizza, slamming your dick in the toilet seat, getting it stuck in a toaster. Boys will be boys!Look for the guy with a burnt cock.after doing this multiple times you build up a resilienceno no no, mandatory taste tests to see if the cheese can be detectedI don't think so, the way the displaced cheese is thicker by the presumptive tip means that at best someone slid their cock on it!This is the root cause analysis we live for.I'm trying to imagine putting my dick in cheese that is hot enough to be moved around to that degree, and I don't think it would be very comfortable.slid it in
Or that.I want to believe!Username checks out.We've all been there. Fuckin a pizza, slamming your dick in the toilet seat, getting it stuck in a toaster. Boys will be boys!
We've all been there. Fuckin a pizza, slamming your dick in the toilet seat, getting it stuck in a toaster. Boys will be boys!
Look for the guy with a burnt cock.after doing this multiple times you build up a resilienceno no no, mandatory taste tests to see if the cheese can be detected
I don't think so, the way the displaced cheese is thicker by the presumptive tip means that at best someone slid their cock on it!This is the root cause analysis we live for.I'm trying to imagine putting my dick in cheese that is hot enough to be moved around to that degree, and I don't think it would be very comfortable.slid it in
I'm trying to imagine putting my dick in cheese that is hot enough to be moved around to that degree, and I don't think it would be very comfortable.
Or someone slapped their cock on it.
Or that.
I want to believe!
Username checks out.
We've all been there. Fuckin a pizza, slamming your dick in the toilet seat, getting it stuck in a toaster. Boys will be boys!
Look for the guy with a burnt cock.
after doing this multiple times you build up a resilience
no no no, mandatory taste tests to see if the cheese can be detected
I don't think so, the way the displaced cheese is thicker by the presumptive tip means that at best someone slid their cock on it!
This is the root cause analysis we live for.
I'm trying to imagine putting my dick in cheese that is hot enough to be moved around to that degree, and I don't think it would be very comfortable.
slid it in