Reddit is down

qwamqwamqwam@lemmy.world to Reddit@lemmy.world – 550 points –

Is there a place to watch lemmy user numbers in real time? interested to see if there's a spike as users try out something else with their new free time.

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What’s Reddit?

whats a "spez"?

It's a fleshlight modeled to look like a pez dispenser. When the mouth pops open, instead of candy coming out, your c#*k goes in.

Did you know you can say cock on the Internet? Fuck, piss, shit, and cum too. What an amazing place this internet thing is!

You must have paid for a better internet access. Every time I say pi$$, $ht or c0k it just keeps replacing the characters. It's really annoying when you try to talk about fish and nobody knows what you say when you type seaba$$

You can tell when people use speech to text because all the F*cking swear words are censored and there's no punctuation

Sir I don't know what the **** your talking about full stop text to speech has been nothing but wonder fuel for writing elaborate sentences and paragraphs on my social media feeds

The Sunday Newspaper Insert of the Internet.

Hey i got yelled at for telling someone not to go hard on reddit tropes, so let's do some instead to make up for it:

The CVS receipt of the Internet