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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 510 points – 4 months ago

oi, do you hav'an intercourse loicense sir?

So you gotta have a loicense for each sex act? Why not just a single sex loicense?

SSL Single Sex Loicense

oi! you got uh permet for that loicense m8??

Something about there being two wolves inside us

I hope those wolves like nachos

If it's with that sexy beast in the background: Sign me up!

instance checks out

No it is with a human

And not even a particularly attractive one

How knotty of you!

Also, I agree with you

As an asexual (who really finds sex yucky): guess I'll die

It doesn't specify what kind of sex it has to be or for how long. Have sex with your hand for 2 seconds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Suppose I'll perish

"On second thought, maybe Catholic preschool isn't right for little Kaidenn"

Write 'when?' on the monitor.

Well if it's required then I'll take one for the team and whatnot.

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