Armor being bulky / unwieldy is a myth, probably stemming from fantasy books and rpg's. It was made with movement in mind. There are accounts of knights doing crossfit in armour. But since a book about a tiny halfling wouldn't be fun if it ended with "and then he met a knight in armour and fucking died as his shitty dagger bounced off", then they had to take artistic license.
I feel like if I came across this guy in Dark Souls, he'd be a corpse with, like, pickled dick meat as an item I can pick up off it.
As long as he doesn't shit himself to death like the one in the beginning of A Knight's Tale
Wat: The spark of his life is smothered in shite. His spirit is gone but his stench remains.
Minest stummy doth hath the ouchies. I shall take respite under the pink bismuth tree.
Good thing he is sitting underneath the Pepto Bismol tree.
Of course, but true warrior shits his pants and doesn't give a fuck.
FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
This is not a joke but historical fact. Especially during battle.
Emptying your bladder and colon is also a survival mechanism. Decreases chance of a rupture during blunt force trauma.
It's good sometimes to be mindful of life's most basic lessons
I prefer the Catholic version, "Nobody Poops But You."
I looked up how the knights pooped in armor, apparently chain mail and full plate still allowed enough flexibility to squat: https://neutralhistory.com/how-did-knights-in-armor-go-to-the-bathroom-the-secret-technique/
Armor being bulky / unwieldy is a myth, probably stemming from fantasy books and rpg's. It was made with movement in mind. There are accounts of knights doing crossfit in armour. But since a book about a tiny halfling wouldn't be fun if it ended with "and then he met a knight in armour and fucking died as his shitty dagger bounced off", then they had to take artistic license.
I feel like if I came across this guy in Dark Souls, he'd be a corpse with, like, pickled dick meat as an item I can pick up off it.
As long as he doesn't shit himself to death like the one in the beginning of A Knight's Tale
Minest stummy doth hath the ouchies. I shall take respite under the pink bismuth tree.
Good thing he is sitting underneath the Pepto Bismol tree.
Good sir Knight of pepto
Could say he is q peptophile