ruleMacedWindow@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 181 points – 3 weeks ago22Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldWhat if I want to gain two inches?Then you can call me. I'll give you two inches.πͺπͺπͺπͺHow do the cookies help me with my Phallic Expansion Endeavors (PEE)?Your endeavours are stored in the balls.If you want a couple extra inches in you I believe I can be of service.That sounds like you need to go visit Procrustes and his wonderful bed that fits everyone --- eventually.just have one funnel cake... eating contest.What if I don't have to inches?You have to inches or no one will ever be able to inches ever again.2 inches of what? If it's hair, I'm disappointed but still amused at this way to advertise a regular hairdresser serviceaverage day in LALosing 2in is 30mins is basically water weight. Lose an extra .5in by pooing /jk bc it doesnβt exactly work like thatI know that you cannot rely on peeing/pooping harder for weight loss but how is "in" a unit of weight?I meant inches around your torsoThat's a really weird way to measure one's fitness. Still, exhaling takes less than 3 seconds! /sA better way to measure your fitness is to drink copiously and see how long it takes you to recover /sToo bad Nikolai Gogol isn't around to see thisHmm. How much? I've got a few extra lying around.My problem is while I am pretty sure I'm soulless, I also refuse to cheat someone by selling them something that doesn't exist.neat, douglas hofstader is in townincredible book.
What if I want to gain two inches?Then you can call me. I'll give you two inches.πͺπͺπͺπͺHow do the cookies help me with my Phallic Expansion Endeavors (PEE)?Your endeavours are stored in the balls.If you want a couple extra inches in you I believe I can be of service.That sounds like you need to go visit Procrustes and his wonderful bed that fits everyone --- eventually.just have one funnel cake... eating contest.What if I don't have to inches?You have to inches or no one will ever be able to inches ever again.
πͺπͺπͺπͺHow do the cookies help me with my Phallic Expansion Endeavors (PEE)?Your endeavours are stored in the balls.
How do the cookies help me with my Phallic Expansion Endeavors (PEE)?Your endeavours are stored in the balls.
That sounds like you need to go visit Procrustes and his wonderful bed that fits everyone --- eventually.
2 inches of what? If it's hair, I'm disappointed but still amused at this way to advertise a regular hairdresser service
Losing 2in is 30mins is basically water weight. Lose an extra .5in by pooing /jk bc it doesnβt exactly work like thatI know that you cannot rely on peeing/pooping harder for weight loss but how is "in" a unit of weight?I meant inches around your torsoThat's a really weird way to measure one's fitness. Still, exhaling takes less than 3 seconds! /sA better way to measure your fitness is to drink copiously and see how long it takes you to recover /s
I know that you cannot rely on peeing/pooping harder for weight loss but how is "in" a unit of weight?I meant inches around your torsoThat's a really weird way to measure one's fitness. Still, exhaling takes less than 3 seconds! /sA better way to measure your fitness is to drink copiously and see how long it takes you to recover /s
I meant inches around your torsoThat's a really weird way to measure one's fitness. Still, exhaling takes less than 3 seconds! /sA better way to measure your fitness is to drink copiously and see how long it takes you to recover /s
That's a really weird way to measure one's fitness. Still, exhaling takes less than 3 seconds! /sA better way to measure your fitness is to drink copiously and see how long it takes you to recover /s
A better way to measure your fitness is to drink copiously and see how long it takes you to recover /s
Hmm. How much? I've got a few extra lying around.My problem is while I am pretty sure I'm soulless, I also refuse to cheat someone by selling them something that doesn't exist.
My problem is while I am pretty sure I'm soulless, I also refuse to cheat someone by selling them something that doesn't exist.
What if I want to gain two inches?
Then you can call me. I'll give you two inches.
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How do the cookies help me with my Phallic Expansion Endeavors (PEE)?
Your endeavours are stored in the balls.
If you want a couple extra inches in you I believe I can be of service.
That sounds like you need to go visit Procrustes and his wonderful bed that fits everyone --- eventually.
just have one funnel cake... eating contest.
What if I don't have to inches?
You have to inches or no one will ever be able to inches ever again.
2 inches of what? If it's hair, I'm disappointed but still amused at this way to advertise a regular hairdresser service
average day in LA
Losing 2in is 30mins is basically water weight. Lose an extra .5in by pooing
/jk bc it doesnβt exactly work like that
I know that you cannot rely on peeing/pooping harder for weight loss but how is "in" a unit of weight?
I meant inches around your torso
That's a really weird way to measure one's fitness. Still, exhaling takes less than 3 seconds! /s
A better way to measure your fitness is to drink copiously and see how long it takes you to recover
/s
Too bad Nikolai Gogol isn't around to see this
Hmm. How much? I've got a few extra lying around.
My problem is while I am pretty sure I'm soulless, I also refuse to cheat someone by selling them something that doesn't exist.
neat, douglas hofstader is in town
incredible book.