Tesla claims it has 2 Optimus humanoid robots working autonomously in factorysabreW4K3@lazysoci.al to Technology@beehaw.org – 32 points – 3 weeks agoelectrek.co23Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldI assume anything coming out of a Musk company is a lie unless I see it with my own eyes. And then I see an optometrist.Any one who submits content starting with “Tesla says”’nor “Musk says” should have a serious word with themselvesMeh, it's a tech story in this tech community.What the fuck do you mean "autonomously"? Like nobody gave it instructions, but its putting cars together anyway?The article quoted the tweet as saying, "Deployed two Optimus bots performing tasks in the factory autonomously.” That could mean assembling cars, or maybe standing in one spot and "don't get in the way". I'll believe this when I see it.Walking around the factory, Spinning signs that say "we're going to take your jobs if you unionize"Black Mirror called. They want you to write for their show.A task could also be, carrying a box from point A to point B. Walk back, repeat.It may do the job of a simple conveyor belt but actually, it's a multimillion-dollar AI-powered, um, robot,The same way that Full Self Driving works: not at all.Given their infamous quality issues, robot guessing at building a car sounds about right.and i claim that i have a pig in my basement that plays celtic whistle and shits pure palladium every sundaysounds more likely than the robots tbhProlly just a guy dressed up again and dancing like there will be no tomorrowAs many a person has said before when an outlandish and unproven claim is made: pics or it didn't happen."An autonomous humanoid? Without prior experience, without any instructions, working entirely within your factory?" "Yes." "May we see it?" "No."Tesla can "claim" whatever they want. At this point, I'm not sure I'd believe it even if I saw itThey're propping each other up.So translating Musk to reality, they probably have 2 robotic arms working of a pre programmed algorithm that make them go back and forwardAll the Tesla robots have advanced AI, i.e. will actually be controlled virtually by people in India.just like Amazon no-checkout grocery store!I claim the Isle of Wight.I can just imagine the twisted version of Robbie (pdf warning) this might produce coming from Musk.
I assume anything coming out of a Musk company is a lie unless I see it with my own eyes. And then I see an optometrist.Any one who submits content starting with “Tesla says”’nor “Musk says” should have a serious word with themselvesMeh, it's a tech story in this tech community.
Any one who submits content starting with “Tesla says”’nor “Musk says” should have a serious word with themselvesMeh, it's a tech story in this tech community.
What the fuck do you mean "autonomously"? Like nobody gave it instructions, but its putting cars together anyway?The article quoted the tweet as saying, "Deployed two Optimus bots performing tasks in the factory autonomously.” That could mean assembling cars, or maybe standing in one spot and "don't get in the way". I'll believe this when I see it.Walking around the factory, Spinning signs that say "we're going to take your jobs if you unionize"Black Mirror called. They want you to write for their show.A task could also be, carrying a box from point A to point B. Walk back, repeat.It may do the job of a simple conveyor belt but actually, it's a multimillion-dollar AI-powered, um, robot,The same way that Full Self Driving works: not at all.Given their infamous quality issues, robot guessing at building a car sounds about right.
The article quoted the tweet as saying, "Deployed two Optimus bots performing tasks in the factory autonomously.” That could mean assembling cars, or maybe standing in one spot and "don't get in the way". I'll believe this when I see it.Walking around the factory, Spinning signs that say "we're going to take your jobs if you unionize"Black Mirror called. They want you to write for their show.A task could also be, carrying a box from point A to point B. Walk back, repeat.It may do the job of a simple conveyor belt but actually, it's a multimillion-dollar AI-powered, um, robot,
Walking around the factory, Spinning signs that say "we're going to take your jobs if you unionize"Black Mirror called. They want you to write for their show.
A task could also be, carrying a box from point A to point B. Walk back, repeat.It may do the job of a simple conveyor belt but actually, it's a multimillion-dollar AI-powered, um, robot,
It may do the job of a simple conveyor belt but actually, it's a multimillion-dollar AI-powered, um, robot,
and i claim that i have a pig in my basement that plays celtic whistle and shits pure palladium every sundaysounds more likely than the robots tbh
As many a person has said before when an outlandish and unproven claim is made: pics or it didn't happen.
"An autonomous humanoid? Without prior experience, without any instructions, working entirely within your factory?" "Yes." "May we see it?" "No."
So translating Musk to reality, they probably have 2 robotic arms working of a pre programmed algorithm that make them go back and forward
All the Tesla robots have advanced AI, i.e. will actually be controlled virtually by people in India.just like Amazon no-checkout grocery store!
I assume anything coming out of a Musk company is a lie unless I see it with my own eyes. And then I see an optometrist.
Any one who submits content starting with “Tesla says”’nor “Musk says” should have a serious word with themselves
Meh, it's a tech story in this tech community.
What the fuck do you mean "autonomously"?
Like nobody gave it instructions, but its putting cars together anyway?
The article quoted the tweet as saying, "Deployed two Optimus bots performing tasks in the factory autonomously.”
That could mean assembling cars, or maybe standing in one spot and "don't get in the way".
I'll believe this when I see it.
Walking around the factory, Spinning signs that say "we're going to take your jobs if you unionize"
Black Mirror called. They want you to write for their show.
A task could also be, carrying a box from point A to point B. Walk back, repeat.
It may do the job of a simple conveyor belt but actually, it's a multimillion-dollar AI-powered, um, robot,
The same way that Full Self Driving works: not at all.
Given their infamous quality issues, robot guessing at building a car sounds about right.
and i claim that i have a pig in my basement that plays celtic whistle and shits pure palladium every sunday
sounds more likely than the robots tbh
Prolly just a guy dressed up again and dancing like there will be no tomorrow
As many a person has said before when an outlandish and unproven claim is made: pics or it didn't happen.
"An autonomous humanoid? Without prior experience, without any instructions, working entirely within your factory?"
"Yes."
"May we see it?"
"No."
Tesla can "claim" whatever they want. At this point, I'm not sure I'd believe it even if I saw it
They're propping each other up.
So translating Musk to reality, they probably have 2 robotic arms working of a pre programmed algorithm that make them go back and forward
All the Tesla robots have advanced AI, i.e. will actually be controlled virtually by people in India.
just like Amazon no-checkout grocery store!
I claim the Isle of Wight.
I can just imagine the twisted version of Robbie (pdf warning) this might produce coming from Musk.