On the road to Valhalla

MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 449 points –
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I remember that time I was a passenger on a bus that had to jump across something like this. Long story short we couldn't slow down or stop because of the bomb. In the end everyone was alright except for the hostage that got shot in the leg.

WITNESS ME

Witness me, honey, here, hold my sandwich. Hey kids... KIDS! Settle down back there, jeez... pay attention, we're about to ride all shiny and chrome.

"AWESOME!"

(proceeds to perform a Clark Griswold station wagon jump)

Don't forget to yell "rotate" so you can feel like a real pilot!

I will if there's coins on the other side.

if you’re going fast enough, you can just hydroplane over that flooded road section