Actual shitpost

suckaduck@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 290 points –
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Mark this as NSFW please. Thank you in advance.

Yes, please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Same thing happened to me, but in an elementary school... Now the FBI agents who came to arrest me are also masturbating furiously upon glancing at my phone.

Alright cause you asked nicely. Personally I don't really see the problem with it.

Tbh I don't either but I've gotten a couple of reports about it so there's clearly other users taking offense to it.

You're posting a lot of poop-related content, suckaduck. Starting to think you might have a fetish.

You're posting a lot of poop-related content, suckaduck. Starting to think you might have a fetish.