Heh

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Is that the competitor of the Plumbus?

No, actually, that's where the dinglebop comes from. Dongfish used to be selectively bred for dinglebop-rich dillsacks, farmed in inhumane conditions, and killed with most of the fish going to waste. Modern farming methods use a small incision on the scungle to attach a catheter to the rumpleflap (not shown on the picture) where excess dinglebop would be excreted anyway.

"Attached" is insane, I can't believe they put that in this very serious sentance