If C++ wore pants

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If I were C++, I'd wear my pants like that.Pants are pulled over both ends of the uppercase C with one leg going to each of the plus characters.

On the opposite ends of the plus characters I'd put my shoes obviously.

You didn't even finish

The code is stored in the balls.

Prudes....

Java's Duke just stands there, fully nude and is giving NullPointerException fucks.

Jrogramming in Jee Plus Plus: A Pragmatic Guide to the 1999 "JnCo" Standard

C wears the pants of the family.

I guess this would depend on if C++ has multiple personality disorder.