Wait, didn’t they have their own implementation of Java in the 90s, so applets could run in their IE browser. But it was intentionally such shit that applets never worked right and it basically killed Java in the browser?
Don't forget about Microsoft OpenGL.
You mean Microsoft kde?
Good one
You forgot Microsoft iOS… RIP Windows Phones
Or the Microsoft ipod... RIP Zune
I legitimately enjoyed the couple Windows Phones I had. But I think that's an unpopular opinion.
They were actually really solid devices with a great user experience. They just came along too late.
Don’t forget:
-Microsoft App Store
-Microsoft iPad
-Microsoft Galaxy Fold
-Microsoft Gmail
-Microsoft iTunes
-Microsoft Slack
-Microsoft Facebook
-Microsoft Facebook Work
-Microsoft FaceTime
-Microsoft Google Docs
-Microsoft Dropbox
For Microsoft Chrome it's literally what it is on PC and Android. In iOS it's Microsoft Safari because Apple doesn't like actual competition.
WSL - Microsoft Linux
I find the Microsoft Chrome extra funny due to it being chromium based.
I think that's the joke.
Azure - Microsoft AWS
Powershell - Microsoft Bash
M$ Inferior Bash *
Powershell is dope.
Try the new cross-poatfotm Powershell!
PS Core!
for windows-land, powershell is actually nice, it can do a lot of things and isn't dramatically inferior to bash on a linux machine
I think i just send them the last one, when ever a coworker ask me to install edge :D
MicrosoftChrome.exe sounds like a great name for a virus or something
don't forget about Teams - Microsoft Discord
I thought it was Microsoft Slack
I hate teams with such a passion, i genuinely got upset reading the comparison
The only redeemable thing about Teams is that it serves as an example of how you can be worst-in-class for everything, but still succeed somehow
It's because everything else is worse. Yes, corporate communication software is that bad.
It could be Microsoft Skyp- oh...
Who can forget about teams :(
Office365 - Microsoft LibreOffice
Bing - Microsoft Google
Bing chat: Microsoft ChatGPT
Well ChatGPT is Microsoft as well.
That just makes it more funny that Bing is the emotionally unstable version
"Just" 49% of it.
Funny enough they actually do have their own build of java. https://www.microsoft.com/openjdk
J# was also literally MS Java
Wait, didn’t they have their own implementation of Java in the 90s, so applets could run in their IE browser. But it was intentionally such shit that applets never worked right and it basically killed Java in the browser?
Don't forget about Microsoft OpenGL.
You mean Microsoft kde?
Good one
You forgot Microsoft iOS… RIP Windows Phones
Or the Microsoft ipod... RIP Zune
I legitimately enjoyed the couple Windows Phones I had. But I think that's an unpopular opinion.
They were actually really solid devices with a great user experience. They just came along too late.
Don’t forget:
-Microsoft App Store
-Microsoft iPad
-Microsoft Galaxy Fold
-Microsoft Gmail
-Microsoft iTunes
-Microsoft Slack
-Microsoft Facebook
-Microsoft Facebook Work
-Microsoft FaceTime
-Microsoft Google Docs
-Microsoft Dropbox
For Microsoft Chrome it's literally what it is on PC and Android. In iOS it's Microsoft Safari because Apple doesn't like actual competition.
WSL - Microsoft Linux
I find the Microsoft Chrome extra funny due to it being chromium based.
I think that's the joke.
Azure - Microsoft AWS
Powershell - Microsoft Bash
M$ Inferior Bash *
Powershell is dope.
Try the new cross-poatfotm Powershell!
PS Core!
for windows-land, powershell is actually nice, it can do a lot of things and isn't dramatically inferior to bash on a linux machine
I think i just send them the last one, when ever a coworker ask me to install edge :D
MicrosoftChrome.exesounds like a great name for a virus or something