Dude it's only 11am

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I knew one teacher that would drink one Code Red a day.

Another was addicted to Diet Coke. They stopped class to have someone deliver a case of it. They wouldn’t continue the lesson (it was an elementary school class in the computer lab) or let anyone touch the computers while they waited.

You know it’s really bad when you start giving yourself Baja Blast enemas.

I'm baja blasting my colon apart with rubber tubing and the taco bell employees are NOT thrilled with my behavior

Reminds me of Shayne Smith joking about drinking so much Mountain Dew that the guy at 7/11 called him "Mountain Dew Guy" instead of "Tattoo On Face And Neck Guy"

This is my coworkers at 7:00am, and with diet coke too

The funny thing is coffee can be just as bad for you. The most harmful things in soda are the caffeine and sugar, and coffee has almost four times as much caffeine per fluid ounce and potentially just as much sugar.

Most definitely has some kind of sweetener, only about 1/5th of coffee drinkers prefer plain coffee.