Not even a wolverine giving me prostrate exam would get this info from me .

dazzledbeans @lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 231 points –
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That is quite the title

You fancy wolverine giving you prostate

I mean, he doesn't have his claws out all the time. So it just really depends on how good Logan is with prostate exams.

Tbf, it says "a wolverine", not the wolverine. A wolverine is a real life animal.

Honestly, I'd rather have my prostate examined by the former. Just one snikt and done. The animal would claw his way in.

Daken would be the best wolverine for the job, he knows his way around down there

Right, I missed the "a". Thank you.

No worries. They also said "prostrate", so who knows if it's a typo or not. Could still be referring to Logan I guess.

I was thinking Patrick Swayze from Red Dawn since they said "a" wolverine not "the". Thought I could pick.

He's the best there is in what he does, including prostate exams, but they aren't very nice...

I feel like I'd be good at a prostrate exam. I wouldn't have to do much. I guess it depends on the questions though