Wagner Group commander Dmitry Utkin was on plane that crashed north of Moscow, Russian civil aviation authority says

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Wagner Group commander Dmitry Utkin was on plane that crashed north of Moscow, Russian civil aviation authority says
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The word "crashed" in that headline is doing a lot of heavy lifting.

Feels like it's doing heavy falling

The plane was doing a lot of heavy lifting carrying that head, fuck. He looks like that guy in the meme who borrows and returns 10 books a day from his library, increasing the size of his head with prosthetics each time.

Imagine the brass balls needed to work in war zones with a head like a sniper's dream

Oh it crashed alright. Every piece of it crashed.

Pretty normal sort of thing to happen

I guess ol' Vlad got bored of having people fall out of windows.

That is, of course, assuming the Russians were behind this; there's always a slight chance that it really was an accident.

There is larger chance, much larger I would say, that it was Prigozhin himself behind it. As far as I know, the was no confirmation that Prigozhin was in the plane, other then the passenger list.

I like the way you think. I'll wait for more news before opening the champagne.

That like all of Wagners brains wiped out in one shot. Hahaha fuck em.

They were not on that plane...