Needs consentalphacyberranger@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 343 points – 10 months ago21Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldsudo apt-get install consentUser not in sudoers list. This incident will be reportedto whom?? TO WHOM!?The answer is: SantaRelevant XKCDAnd he is not pleased.su apt install consent exit touch women su Enter password: hunter2i can't read that. it just appears as stars to me. what's it say?Stars? I see absolutely nothing there. Linux login prompts are quirky.All I see is *******1 more...-yReading package lists... Done Building dependency tree... Done E: Unable to locate package conset The superior version of UAC? "Do you want $USER to touch you?" Do you want $USER to cat you?" " Do you..."1 more...sudo touch women Good morning, Mr. Senator Stop. Danny Masterson was not a senator :Pgo home, then touch womencd ~; touch woman Can’t touch woman anywhereThis is why mandatory access control is so important.
sudo apt-get install consentUser not in sudoers list. This incident will be reportedto whom?? TO WHOM!?The answer is: SantaRelevant XKCDAnd he is not pleased.su apt install consent exit touch women su Enter password: hunter2i can't read that. it just appears as stars to me. what's it say?Stars? I see absolutely nothing there. Linux login prompts are quirky.All I see is *******1 more...-yReading package lists... Done Building dependency tree... Done E: Unable to locate package conset The superior version of UAC? "Do you want $USER to touch you?" Do you want $USER to cat you?" " Do you..."1 more...
User not in sudoers list. This incident will be reportedto whom?? TO WHOM!?The answer is: SantaRelevant XKCDAnd he is not pleased.su apt install consent exit touch women su Enter password: hunter2i can't read that. it just appears as stars to me. what's it say?Stars? I see absolutely nothing there. Linux login prompts are quirky.All I see is *******1 more...
su apt install consent exit touch women su Enter password: hunter2i can't read that. it just appears as stars to me. what's it say?Stars? I see absolutely nothing there. Linux login prompts are quirky.All I see is *******
su Enter password: hunter2i can't read that. it just appears as stars to me. what's it say?Stars? I see absolutely nothing there. Linux login prompts are quirky.All I see is *******
hunter2i can't read that. it just appears as stars to me. what's it say?Stars? I see absolutely nothing there. Linux login prompts are quirky.All I see is *******
i can't read that. it just appears as stars to me. what's it say?Stars? I see absolutely nothing there. Linux login prompts are quirky.
The superior version of UAC? "Do you want $USER to touch you?" Do you want $USER to cat you?" " Do you..."
sudo apt-get install consent
User not in sudoers list. This incident will be reported
to whom?? TO WHOM!?
The answer is: Santa
Relevant XKCD
And he is not pleased.
hunter2
i can't read that. it just appears as stars to me. what's it say?
Stars? I see absolutely nothing there. Linux login prompts are quirky.
All I see is *******
-y
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree... Done
E: Unable to locate package conset
The superior version of UAC?
"Do you want $USER to touch you?" Do you want $USER to cat you?" " Do you..."
sudo touch women
Stop. Danny Masterson was not a senator :P
go home, then touch women
cd ~; touch woman
Can’t touch woman anywhere
This is why mandatory access control is so important.