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We now know that cars are not an effective anti-submarine countermeasure.

No, too many variables. We only know that a Volvo PV544 isn't effective against that particular Swedish submarine. We now need to crash several different cars against several different submarines several times, for science!

No, no. You just need to up the acceleration.

Strap some rockets to that bastard, and let 'em go again.

The worst tragedy in the history of the town. The driver remained scarred by the experience. He finally overcame it five minutes later when he was offered a beer

I searched this "battle" up and couldn't find the original article. Did find that it's been reposted a lot though.

Oh wow you couldn't find this original very real article? How strange

The Huge Mermaid

(Joke explanation: The Little Mermaid from under the sea meets the Prince, but this Mermaid is huge.)