If Spez joined Lemmy what would you do?

LaughingM0n@beehaw.org to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 2 points –
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He seems so obsessed with how people receive him that he's probably already here somewhere to keep tabs on it. At the very least I like to imagine him paying some assistant to do such for him.

I don't care, but if he creates an instance, I'll immediately ask my Pirate Captain to defederate them, and also message owners of major instances and ask them to defederate the spez instance.

I'm gonna take him to a nice, high-fancy, highfalutin restaurant, and I'm gonna buy him things, wine and dine him. And we're gonna find some things that we have in common, and they're gonna become inside jokes to us. And then, we're just gonna laugh about them in the taxi all the way to his house, where I'm gonna fսck him in the ass.

If he's not already here under a different username.

I wouldn't do anything. Let him be, because I don't slander people I don't like or disagree with, I forgive but I don't forget. I'd rather not fall to his level.

If he was smart, he should have one. It's important for a CEO to understand his competition.

If he was smart

Well, there's the problem right there.

Keep him away from anything to do with teenage girls, for one thing.

(He was a mod on /r/jailbait, in case you don't get the reference)

What would you do?

I dont see how him joining lemmy should affect anything I do.

Nothing, good for him. Nobody can own the fediverse so he can't do damage.

Big tech will launch platforms trying to do exactly that if it becomes popular enough.

They won't own it but it will be like Google search, pretty much a default for the majority of zombies who don't care that it's big tech behind it.

Put a Instagram login on it and one click invite to all Instagram and WhatsApp users and you suddenly have millions of active users.

Then you continue to monitor what's being discussed, train some AI on the data that people are providing for you free of charge, and then sell the AI service back to people for a fixed price per month.

If the sun blew up what would you do?

How Can We Watch The Sun Blow Up If Our Eyes Aren't Even Real??