A hole for a hole

balderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 236 points –
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Sometimes I think I’m the only human in existence that doesn’t like eating ass. More for you!

Second human here. As a Germaphobe, these people are vile.

I’m a heady germophobe. I don’t allow outside pants in the bed. Absolutely no shoes in my house (monsters.) Wash my hands every time I get back home (how dirty is this steering wheel?)

I’ll eat ass after a rave tho any day

I don't think that makes you a germaphobe, just normal. Especially after a pandemic. Here's one more: phones are pretty nasty if you don't wipe them down.

My friends think I’m strange for my Outside Pants/Inside Pants stuff. I’ve always been like this, coming from a family with medical careers.

Phones are absolutely dirty, especially cuz I always use mine while I poop! Luckily, with a bidet, wiping isn’t as gross as it used to be.

My family isn't medical, just lazy. If you never bring your shoes inside or your outside pants into the bed, then you don't have to vacuum/mop or wash bedsheets respectively as often.

I can’t imagine wearing shoes indoors. But I live in frozen tundra of wet so that definitely contributes.

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I know Lemmy is for nerds because there's a heated esoteric argument about bacteria and assholes on a shitpost about eating ass.

I had my ass eaten and the experience was mid tbh. A good blowie beats having your ass eaten anytime.