Black bear walks into a gas station bar, takes a pack of gummy bears and leaves
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/7071122
cross-posted from: https://kbin.social/m/canada@lemmy.ca/t/533670
The owners of the store at Tipton Gas Bar in Lake Cowichan, B.C., were baffled when a black bear walked in and stole a bag of gummy bears.
Thought title was a setup to joke. Man crazy. Can it eat gummy bears?
Who's gonna stop it?
The bears digestive track. I went to Alaska for a week a while back and we actually learned about how the local bears eat. Eventually a bear's canines (or whatever teeth they use for meat tearing) will wear down to stubs making it impossible for them to eat meat. When this happens they will start to exclusively eat plant matter. Unfortunately this is also what ends up killing them. A young bear typically eats plant matter to slow down their digestive track for the winter. But in the case of an older bear they eat so much that their digestion literally backs up until it kills them
I thought this was c/dadjokes too
Me too!
This is world news but when I steal a bag of sour patch kids it's just a violation of my parole or w/e
Cannibalism
"world news"
Nothing but this bear theft happened today. It was the only thing of note in the entire world.
Didn't some TV station one broadcast that fuck all happened that day, anywhere?
Amazing
A gas station bar?
Free shooter with 10 gal fill up?