Pineapple rule

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There are two kinds of people.

The kind who loves pineapple pizza.

And the kind who acts like they don’t like pineapple pizza for fake internet points.

I don't like pineapples and I don't like it on my other food! And I know you are trolling and still I have to defend my taste!

I have to defend my taste!

Is somebody forcing you to eat pineapple? If not, then all you have to do is not eat it. That's it. I assure you nobody in the world cares what you dislike. Have the diet of a 3 year old for all I care. Drink milk from the tits of your mother I won't even judge, well, maybe a little. Just shut the fuck up about pineapple pizza.

I know, but still I feel the need to voice my opinion!

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Whiney fucking counts that whine "pineapple doesn't belong in pizza" Have the same moral standing of those who oppose hay gay marriage.

#You don't want it?

#DON'T FUCKING EAT IT!

And for once in your miserable tiny spiteful shit of a life, shut the fuck up. Nobody wants your opinion. Being a whiny count doesn't make you deserving of pizza.

Damn I like pineapple pizza but you have serious problems

hay marriage

The hays can marry whatever grass they want to.

-This guy apparently! 😂

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pineapple doesn't belong on pizza it belongs in my belly

I don't eat pineapple pizza because it was invented by Dole to subjugate the Hawaiian people through brutal slave labour. You don't eat pineapple pizza because you think it's gross. We are not the same.